Bikini Girls on Ice

July 6th, 2010


Bikini Girls on Ice

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When a bus-load of women's college soccer players get stranded on their way to a bikini car-wash fundraiser...

Release Year: 2009

Rating: 3.2/10 (533 voted)

Director: Geoff Klein

Stars: Cindel Chartrand, Danielle Doetsch, William Jarand

When a bus-load of women's college soccer players get stranded on their way to a bikini car-wash fundraiser, they decide to set-up shop in front of an abandoned gas station on the edge of town. Little do they know the place is the stalking-grounds for a homicidal maniac mechanic named Moe.

Writers: Geoff Klein, Jeff Ross

Cindel Chartrand - Jenna
Danielle Doetsch - Sam
William Jarand - Moe
Suzi Lorraine - Kelly
Christina Sciortino - Lena
Caroline Faille - Brooke
Rick Gader - Blake (as Tarek Ghader)
Kerri Taylor - Nikki
Ivan Peric - Tommy
Sandy Greig - Hank
Michael Aaron - JD
Pierre Lefebvre - Pierre
Gigi Hébert - Ginette
Christina Gentile - End Girl
Michele Malone - Ashley

Taglines: These girls are so hot, they need to be put on ice!


Official Website: Official site |

Release Date: 6 July 2010

Filming Locations: Montréal, Québec, Canada

Box Office Details

Budget: $CAD200,000 (estimated)

Technical Specs

Runtime: Canada:

Did You Know?

The film is based on one of the director's friends who once told him about a dream he had about putting girls on ice.

Sam: Relax kiddo, it's just a car-wash!

User Review

Not appearing at an ice-rink near you this Christmas.

Rating: 4/10

The title of this film puts me in mind of those figure-skating shows they put on at Christmas—only in this case, instead of Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty On Ice, it would be hot babes in itsy-bitsy bikinis performing the choctaws, camel spins, and triple salchows with a twist to the strains of Bolero (sadly, I imagine such an event is unlikely to happen due to the high risk of hypothermia).

Anyway, enough of these flights of fantasy... in reality, Bikini Girls On Ice is a routine slasher the likes of which we have seen many times before, only this time around the helpless female victims are a bunch of hot college girls in sexy swim-wear hoping to raise some cash by holding a bikini car-wash. En route to the location of the event, their bus breaks down outside an abandoned gas station, home to a hulking, wheezing, sweaty, lank-haired maniac called Moe who puts his prey into freezers packed with ice (hence the title!).

Exactly who Moe is, why he does what he does, and how come no-one has ever called in the cops to investigate is never explained, and that's just a few of the reasons why this movie sucks, even with the ever present sight of curvaceous cuties jiggling their bits in front of the camera. Other reasons why this films bites: only one pair of bare breasts; virtually no gore; extremely dumb characters; a killer who is able to pop up wherever he likes—the list goes on...

What I fail to understand is how anyone can make such a dreary film from such a simple set-up. You got a drooling inbred psycho and half a dozen sexy girls wearing nothing but scraps of material (the sort of garments that can be removed with one easy tug)—how hard can it really be to turn that into a reasonably entertaining movie?

3.5 out of 10, very generously rounded up to 4 for all the pretty ladies.


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