Machete Joe

January 3rd, 2010


Machete Joe

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A group of out-of-work actors decide to take their careers into their own hands by shooting a low-budget horror film...

Release Year: 2010

Rating: 2.5/10 (60 voted)

Director: Sasha Krane

Stars: Monique Barajas, Chris Blasman, Malika Blessing

A group of out-of-work actors decide to take their careers into their own hands by shooting a low-budget horror film, about an urban myth. With only 15 days to shoot their unfinished script, at a remote castle in the desert, getting through the first night becomes a nightmare. As their egos begin to surface so do the dead bodies.

Monique Barajas - Z
Chris Blasman - Riley
Malika Blessing - Thelma Beard
Jason Bonduris - Stan Ross
Paul Campbell - Machete Joe
Art Evans - Sammy
Ian Fisher - Vince
Erica Gimpel - Erica
Gordon Greene - Charles
Temple Greene - Deputy Peachtree
Anthony Grow - Local Boy #1
Gimel Hooper - Scooter
Ernie Hudson - Sheriff Taylor
Gerald James - Man
Gwen McGee - Roz Baker

Taglines: Tragedy made him a monster. Vengeance made him a killer.

Release Date: 3 Jan 2010

Filming Locations: Castle Ranch - 44901 Fairmont Road, Lancaster, California, USA

User Review

A terrible mess of a movie that gets nothing right

Rating: 1/10

I don't want to spend more time than I have to here, so i'll keep it brief: this is a public service to try and keep those out there from watching this crap. This is one of the worst movies ever made. Not in a 'oh it's bad so it's the worst' I mean as in nothing is good about it. I don't give many movies a 1 (maybe 10 total out of the over 3000 i've seen) , I can usually find SOMETHING good about them, but not with this garbage heap of celluloid.

It does nothing right. Acting, directing, editing, characters, plot, even the gore is all off screen! As I said, there's not a single reason to make this movie, much less pay to see it.

I can appreciate the 'cheesy & so bad it's good movie', but this is not one of those. It's one of those 'handful of bad actors and a camera with no script, money, or ideas' type of movie...

Be warned, don't watch this, you will regret it!

PS: Don't listen to the review from quisys. He calls my review into question, yet has no other ratings or board history other than reviewing this movie and giving it a 10. Clearly a friend of the director or something, it's funny he calls my review disingenuous then has NO other reviews, ratings, or board history. And 1 person has voted my review not helpful, Gee, I wonder who...


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